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Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015
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polish a turd

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004
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Polish

Polish is a West-Slav language. It has had separated from lechick group of languages. It’s spoken mainly in Poland, because it’s considered as one of the hardest languages to learn.

In Poland it’s like every region has its own dialect. In our country we distinguish following dialects : wielkopolski, ma³opolski , œl¹ski , mazowiecki , kujawsko – che³mski , kaszubski.

For foreigners the hardest thing in our language is conjugation, orthography and pronunciation. To make them practice they are given famous Polish poem written by Jan Brzechwa called “Chrz¹szcz” which means “beetle” and it goes something like this:


“W Szczebrzeszynie chrz¹szcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego s³ynie

Wó³ go pyta: „Panie chrz¹szczu,
Po co pan tak brzêczy w g¹szczu...”
Ja sobie swietnie z tym jezykiem radze. Byc moze gorzej jest z jezykiem, ktory obsluguje ta strone, ale nawet ludzie, ktorzy uzywaja go jako jezyka "ojczystego", czesto radza sobie gorzej niz ja. O czym to swiadczy? Odpowiedz na wczesniejsze definicje: "Przyganial kociol garnkowi".
by Brain January 14, 2004
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pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.
You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.
by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005
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apple-polisher

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)
"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"
by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006
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Polish Drive-By

When one drive's past one's relative with out any acknowledgement by either party.
Miro: We are almost at Anna's

Ryan: Slow down guy, I think that's your parents.

Miro: I can't wait to see her.

Ryan: Dude! You just pulled a polish drive-by on your parents.
by kroon78 October 28, 2010
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Polish the Bishop

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"
by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005
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