plumbers crack

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.

That guy has some major plumbers crack!

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

titty plums

another word for nipples

man 1 :"damn, that girl got titty plums the size of pepperoni!"
man 2 :"what you complaining about, yo wife got titty plums the size of salami!"

by germ111222333 November 16, 2007

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.

1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!

by Apocryphite February 22, 2009

plumber

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

by MMc November 1, 2003

Sudbury plumber

The act of wrapping one's scrotum around another man's cock, thereby "insulating" the "pipe". This is made easier by first taking a prolonged hot shower, so as to lower "the boys" and loosen the skin.

So-called because of the cold, lonely winter nights in Sudbury, Ontario.

"What did you do after the bar yesterday?"
"We went back to my place, and I gave Floyd the Sudbury plumber."

by Stergan January 8, 2009

White House Plumbers

White House Plumbers:the special unit established to investigate internal security leaks. This direct violation of the National Security Act's prohibition led Congress to strengthen provisions barring the agency from domestic operations.

I'm one of the white house plumbers you dombshit, dont shoot.

by YARKHAN May 17, 2006