Pluck and Fuck

Pluck and Fuck, often shortened to P&F, is a mating ritual originating in Barretts Niteclub, Mountbellew, W.Ireland. It entails the male picking up his perspective mate, lifting her over the shoulder and depositing her in a more suitable location more conducive to shifting and/or sexual intercourse.
A: Saw you talking to a fine bit of stuff last night at the bar, where did you disappear to, did you give her the Pluck and Fuck?
B: Nah, plucked her alright but the bouncer stopped me and told me to put her down.
by Pluckermb April 28, 2011
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Plucking the chicken

That mental urge you get after a hard day at work. Very similar to tickling the pickle but ultimately better.
Plucking the chicken: Similar to Tugging the Turkey
by Carn Crom June 18, 2021
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plucking angel's wings

Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person
I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!
by spen53 April 28, 2015
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canadian water-pluck

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.
Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.
by ZERXq51 March 05, 2009
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Plucking the old Banjo

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.
Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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pluck my nerves

something that really bothers you
You really pluck my nerves sometimes.
by ms pie May 07, 2006
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