Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".

"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"

by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012

prodge

abbreviation of legendary electronic punk band "The Prodigy"

dude, were you at the prodge gig last night??

by altan8 September 26, 2005

podge

An object used for packing dope into a joint, i.e. bit of wire, toothpick or (ideally) the removable bit of a clipper lighter.

Has anyone got something I can use as a podge for this spliff?

This doobie isn't packed tight enough, you need to podge down the ganja.

by CaptainMoofish August 1, 2007

podge

podge is a synonym for "fat" as in blubber, NOT ph fat

richard has a lot of podge on his stomach

by mr anonymous August 28, 2005

plodder

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020

pladge

Something that is disgusting ot distasteful.

Your shirt is pladge

by Clacka_lacka_shacka April 3, 2021

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022