A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.
R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.
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A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.
Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!
Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?
Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—
Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.
Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?
Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—
Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.
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*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
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Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"
Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"
Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"
Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"
Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"
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Get the please fuck mug.I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
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