plastering

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.

I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.

by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.

Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

Pussy Plastered

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

by swagoozach September 7, 2019