Ka-plamf

1. when a conversation gets boring, say "ka-plamf" and you will get responses

2. to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, sick, etc.

1. person 1- yep..

person 2- yeah...

person 1- KA-PLAMF!

person 2- lol what?
2. person 1- dude did you see the new arrivals at forever 21?

person 2- yeah, bro they're ka-plamf!

by NicoleLovesYourPants June 18, 2009

planff

A word describing the action, or sound, of a penis slapping off the human cheek i.e. a cock-slap

Stu: Wow Freddie, did you hear Katy being planffed last night,? It was amazingly loud.
Freddie: Yeahh, it woke me up. I was wondering why she had a black eye today.

by Stubag April 2, 2009

pluff mud

It's is the rotten egg smelling gooey quicksandy mud that is found in the marshes in south carolina

Sally was walking in knee deep pluff mud and her shoe came off and she cut her foot on an oyster.

by Berthanorm September 29, 2013

Paffing

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

pluff

verb \pləf\

To use seemingly devious methods to force a win in a player’s favor at the end of a game, even if there is no win in sight. Usually, to the frustration and humiliation of the other players, creating a vapid emotional vibe around the entire experience.
Commonly used in the phrase “pluff a win.”

Origins believed to be a variant of the Modern English, “pull off a win,” with gamers frustrated at opponents tactics to win by any means necessary.

Ex. “uh o. Looks like Bob is going to try to pluff a win.”

“Dang it! A win was in my grasp. Looks like Gavin pluffed off a win again.”

by devok November 27, 2011

paff

to masturbate. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.

"i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you."

by mystery meat June 10, 2008

paff

Female version of fap. Derived from the sound of a female masturbating.

As she saw her boyfriend give a hot show on webcam, she paffed until her fingers were sore.

by The Duck Mastah June 3, 2010