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septum piercing

A piercing that makes one look like a mentally retarded bovine. Entitled first-world fauxhemians often get one to seem "unique", "edgy", and/or "outrageous". Arm yourself with caution, as they may bore you to death with diatribes about "cisgendered norms", "the patriarchy", and how monogamy is wrong if you enter their proximity.
So yesterday I got sooooo drunk while listening to the latest Animal Collective album and considered getting a septum piercing.
by ablabaster June 24, 2011
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Septum piercing

A ring in the nose that can look like a bull ring or metallic bogies.
People think they are being empowered and fashionable.

Media has pushed this hard to brainwash everyone( girls especially) in on it. So ironically we can see who are the sheep in the world .
Hey I'm curious why did you get a septum piercing ?

Because Its my body and my choice. Its none of your business stfu and die !!
by Thethruth May 6, 2018
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Peruvian Piercing

When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.
Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."

Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."

Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009
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Transscrotal Piercing

When a dude pierces his ballsack, can be stretched to a larger side. Makes your dick look mad tiny.
Guy 1: Dude, guess what I just did.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: *Flashes Junk* I just stretched my transscrotal Piercing. You can see right through my sack!
Guy 2: That's stupid.
by meggatr0n August 17, 2011
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lego piercing

AAAAAaAAAAaAaAAaAAaaAaHHHhHHHHHHHH

(lego piercing)
by NODer1234567890 July 12, 2016
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surface piercing turd

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.
by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021
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belly button piercing

aka navel piercing. looks rly pretty and yeah basically a piercing which goes through your belly button.
by gabrielle_is_bored July 23, 2022
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