pickleperson

a mexican drug cartel that delivers g-fuel to all the homes of good children.

Kid 1: Yay the pickleperson is coming soon!!
Kid 2: I can’t wait to try G-Fuel!!!

by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021

midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

by pooter diddler October 28, 2013

quick pickle

some quick dick

I want some quick pickle

by Yruey January 31, 2023

Dip the Pickle

A sexual term, similar to dip the wick or fuck. used often in question form. can also be used in as a statement in response to sex inquiries.

Ex 1)
Man: Hey Pam you're hot!!
Pam: you don't look so bad yourself stud.
Man: Mind if i dip the Pickle?
Ex 2)
Buddy1:hey i saw you with Pam, you dip the pickle?
Buddy2:yeah i dipped that shit deep
Buddy3:That a Boy!!

by DJohnson December 20, 2009

Curl the Pickle

A man masturbating using green paint as lubrication.

I just ran to the Home Depot and picked up some green paint so i could go curl the pickle

by JoeBolbie May 12, 2013

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016