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syphon the python

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.
by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003
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python

A great little language invented by Guido "the man" van Rossum. John Carmack "swears by it", he wrote the Quake 2 engine in it!
print "nohtyp"::-1
by dan murray May 13, 2005
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Pythons

The biceps or upper arms.
Possibly coined by Pro-Wrestler 'Hulk' Hogan.
"Check out my 29 inch pythons baby!"
by Toffdude May 31, 2006
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python

A powerful, slow computer programming language that strangles other programming languages by virtue of it's ease of use and shallow learning curve. Computers understand it about as well as most people understand assembly language and only manage to execute it about 10x slower than assembly language or 4x slower than Java.
It's 2069 and Microsoft is proud to announce the launch of Windows 20, the first and only groundbreaking operating system written entirely in Python. Minimum system requirements: 1TB of ram and 20GHZ CPU, 2TB and 30GHZ recommended.
by virgin916 July 22, 2019
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Pythagoras Position

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position
Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.
by Pythagoras is real May 9, 2014
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Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash
"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010
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Kyanos Phytó

A Greek mythical plant fabled to have poison in its dark blue flowers, which kills life by mere contact, in a span of a couple of minutes.

It's flower is an ingredient in one among many versions of the recipe for the philosopher's stone.
Kid: I love blue flowers.
Dude: Then, you'll love a Kyanos Phytó. It has dark blue flowers and when you'll touch them, you'll die! That'll be wonderful for me.
by PseudoPhantom March 5, 2017
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