G-phony

When you think the ride will have a G-force as you’re about to drop on the rollercoaster but you end up not feeling any force or weightlessness at all.

Oh no! Here we go!

Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.

by tigersharktax August 7, 2024

Phony High

A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.

p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.

by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017

phony

fake ass nigga

that nigga a phony ass dude

by real_dude_ October 31, 2020

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

Pink Phony Club

The Pink Phony Club, is my joke, on Chappell Roan's, silly "Pink Pony Club" song, This is, a crazy, and fun song!

In the Pink Phony Club, unlike Chappell Roan's, "Pink Pony Club," you will find, all kinds, of fakes, and liars, congregating here! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025