iSplash phobia

The irrational fear I have of accidentally dropping my iPhone off my belt holster into a public toilet.

Dude, you want me to hold your phone again while you go to the can? You really need to see someone about your iSplash phobia.

by bovineman May 3, 2011

DaFuckSheSay Phobia

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.

Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia

by Bawinganut November 27, 2018

Dis-phobia

when you're scared of being disabled.

wagwan bro i got dis-phobia

by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022

willy phobia

A phobia of looking at a mans penis.

Emily-“did you look at his willy?”
Caitlin- “no, i have very bad willy phobia”

by xem2003x September 23, 2020

Amogus-Phobia

The fear of among us, or anything that looks like it. People tend to fear this because amongus can be found EVERYWHERE. Amongus-Phobia can also make you lose your sanity to the point of that it's beyond help.

Sane friend: Ayo, look at his Iconic looking "A"
Insane Friend: NO, FUCK! I can't look at this!!!!! It's so SuS, SuS, SuS, ahhhhh!!! Red Imposter!!!!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Don't try my Amogus-Phobia !

by vIVvictory April 19, 2021

Dababy-phobia

You should know , it’s - your scared if da baby ;-;

Boy #1: Look! It’s dababy!
Boy#2: Augh, I have dababy-phobia..

by PersonThatsHavingDababyPhobia December 30, 2021

Jisung Phobia

I very rare phobia, only consists of people who know a individual that is named Jisung. Symptoms include, increased alertness for someone slapping you, scared of twerking and the most common symptom, being very horny very suddenly. It is recommended to see a therapist immediately if you get any of these symptoms.

Person1: Hey guys I’m starting to feel horny all of a sudden, please help
Person 2: Oh shit man, I think you got Jisung Phobia
Person 1: fuck

by urmomgae2009 January 10, 2022