Former D1 toe runner characterized by his unstoppable kick, phenomal rolling skills, huge calves, great biking skills, water-less showers, and always questioning, "SUP?"
by Spunkymo July 20, 2018
by theyad0re.milah December 04, 2017
When someone focuses on random, unreasonable problems, which consequently gets in the way of happiness for everyone involved.
She is so fucking petty. It upsets me that she cares about that crap, and as a result, that I have to do deal with that crap!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
an act of being a sandy infested vagina. one, who backs out of most obligations and agreements. also considered a "weakbody", or one who's body falls into the category of weak and/or obscure.
Bob- "Hey buddy! You wanna crunch it?"
Nate- "Sorry bromosexual, I gotta go buy lots of food, and save money, so I can have a nice wedding. And I cant go drinking with yall. I spend to much money."
Bob- "Awwww, dude come on. Don't pull a petty!"
Nate- "psht, psht, psht, psht...."
Bob- "You are such a petty"
Nate- "Sorry bromosexual, I gotta go buy lots of food, and save money, so I can have a nice wedding. And I cant go drinking with yall. I spend to much money."
Bob- "Awwww, dude come on. Don't pull a petty!"
Nate- "psht, psht, psht, psht...."
Bob- "You are such a petty"
by cajunass November 22, 2011