Percussionists

People who play percussion. Mostly tend to be guys. The most important, talented and smartest section in a band. Have to be able to play multiple instruments (including but not limited to: snare, bass, tympani, cymbal, triangle, tenor, chimes, piano, xylophone, etc.). Usually tend to be very sexy, and have HUGE dicks. A lot of the time are very cocky, are have lots of self confidence, high self esteem, and can be dicks sometimes.

Look at those percussionists, they're SOOO hot and talented

by Percussion101 May 19, 2014

percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.

Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.

by Perc_uss January 15, 2006

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003

precession

The idea that the social idea of time exists in the past while the structure of time exists in the future.

Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.

Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.

by sandraxine September 5, 2020

asian persuasion

is a generic term that describes attractive, charasmatic asian men... i.e. Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese. If you are not asian and cannot comprehend this terminology, go look at the word SWAGGER. Thats the asian word for swagger where the opposite member is feeling his "asian persuasion". His style, looks, aura, the way the he carry himself, attractive qualites of asian men.

Close related term is a mack or player for asian males. He's got that asian persuasion where girls are feeling him. Another example is Bruce Lee. Manny Pacquaio is a good example of asian persuation. He is beloved by the boxing world on how he fights and how he carry himself.

by Pinoy Mafia October 7, 2010

Chicken Permission

Alias term for 'Chicken Parmesan' following a renowned tweet by a female delinquent

Ryan: "Yo mad, gonna cop the chicken permission from Manajaros me, what you getting?"

Mo: "Was gonna go for the Rasta Pasta but fancy the wing platter"

Shaun: "Yeah, permission sounds lit"

Jay: "Yeah fair would cop"

by roadmanshaq October 11, 2017

Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016