pennis

Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket

1. I love a good game of pennis!
2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.
3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.

by Jono C October 22, 2006

pennies

a PERSON or object with little to no worth.

friend1 - "hey, there's Liz, aren't you going to say hi?'

friend2- " hell no, that bitch is PENNIES, i wouldn't piss on her if she were on
fire!"

by oxford79 June 14, 2008

Penny Penny Breadbags

A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.

If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!

Xmen Mutant level 5

Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!

Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!

Timmy's head has be decapitated

by The derek johnson June 8, 2009

Pennying

The art of inserting a penny into a womans vagina by means of fingering her.

Richie was pennying Julie last nite, bad. I think she has enough for taco fries and a can of coke after it.

by costadelagort May 17, 2011

penny

A sex act that involves a man shooting their load on the back of the head of someone with a Lincoln beard and top hat simulating Lincoln's assasination. Best done in the balcony of a theater.

We had the best penny at the opera the other night, they threw us out.

by mowmeows September 27, 2009

pennied

pennied When somebody tries to buy or sell stock ahead of you by a 1 penny increment.

I just pennied the block order with my 100 shares.

by jmar42 May 1, 2006

Pennying

A Kent University (England) Drama Student phrase: to go to the Penny pub.

1: You pennying tonight?

2: Yup, I'll be there

by KentDrama November 5, 2010