Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

by cpetkunas February 21, 2019

evil pedestrianism

twisted realization of the chronic faults of society. this may result in you hating your life, the world and/or the lives of other people (Republicans, etc.)

I just had a major experience of evil pedestrianism... North Korea about to fuck us up!!!

People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.

by Feorged Orman June 16, 2009

Pees

Money, Cash, Currency

Oi, cuz where is my pees you owe me?

by Mozar February 10, 2007

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

Peescape

The act of using the excuse of "going to the washroom" in order to escape an awkward or undesirable social situation or encounter.

Sally: "Where did you disappear to last night? Last I saw you were dancing with that guy!"

Lucy: "He started dry-humping my back, so I peescaped!"

by anthubc2010-peescape October 9, 2010

peeshie

n. a generic reference to a man or woman's genitals.

When they bent down, the shorts were so short, that you could see their peeshies.

by Maryann P. September 15, 2008

peeshaleesh

The nickname for a penis. Usually used when speaking about a penis to a child.

Son, put your peeshaleesh away! Thats why you wear pants!

by cooldude921 November 11, 2010