patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.

Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017

Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.

James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."

by Zany_J December 2, 2019

Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021

Petronela

Originally being the feminine version of Peter is used as name for girls, not too crazy, not too sane. Makes loads of sexual jokes and loves to annoy idiots. Also used as synonym for perfect.

-How was your day?
-Petronela!

by ppperfection November 21, 2021

Patonenia

You're observant. Your mind tends to visualize several scenarios before they occur so that you can stay two steps ahead. You are open minded and quiet sensitive but you're strong. You can withstand any trial thrown at you as long as you have a clear goal in mind. You're super understanding and realistic. You're the rarest gem to walk this earth. Your soul is pure regardless of the many hardship you have endured because your past does not who you are. You love unconditionally because that is how you remain pure.

Blessed be the man who finds himself a patonenia, for she is rare.

by Aneara November 23, 2021