(Matt just walks into a room at a party, a smoke circle is formed in the middle of the room)
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.
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Pronunciation: pɑrˈteɪt
Definition:
To divide or distribute equally among participants.
To allocate portions fairly according to predetermined criteria.
To separate into distinct segments or sections.
To apportion equitably across various groups or individuals.
Significance:
• It defines equal distribution without bias.
• It emphasizes fairness in allocation processes.
• It identifies systematic partitioning methods.
• It avoids ambiguous terminology.
• It improves clarity when describing division principles.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic expressions similar to “split”, especially, the horrible term "share" or “divide.”
Verb Forms:
Past tense: partated
Present simple: partate, partates
Present continuous: partating
Definition:
To divide or distribute equally among participants.
To allocate portions fairly according to predetermined criteria.
To separate into distinct segments or sections.
To apportion equitably across various groups or individuals.
Significance:
• It defines equal distribution without bias.
• It emphasizes fairness in allocation processes.
• It identifies systematic partitioning methods.
• It avoids ambiguous terminology.
• It improves clarity when describing division principles.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic expressions similar to “split”, especially, the horrible term "share" or “divide.”
Verb Forms:
Past tense: partated
Present simple: partate, partates
Present continuous: partating
Examples:
• "The committee decided to partate resources evenly between departments."
• "He carefully partated his inheritance among family members."
• "They will partate responsibilities based on experience sets."
• "We must partate tasks efficiently before deadlines arrive."
• "The budget should be partated proportionally to reflect department sizes."
• "The committee decided to partate resources evenly between departments."
• "He carefully partated his inheritance among family members."
• "They will partate responsibilities based on experience sets."
• "We must partate tasks efficiently before deadlines arrive."
• "The budget should be partated proportionally to reflect department sizes."
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Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.
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by Jappleseed October 22, 2017
Get the rusty parakeet mug.The Carolina Parakeet (Conuropsis carolinensis) is the only Native parrot in the Eastern part of the United States of America and the Southern parts of Ontario and Quebec provinces in Canada and in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.
Carolina Parakeet lived in the Great Plains and along the front range of the Rocky Mountains near Denver and North to the Great Lakes and New England and Southern Canada and South from there to the Piney Woods area of East Texas and South and East from there to Virginia Beach and Florida.
Carolina Parakeets are believed to be extinct by many, the last notable sightings of these parrots were recorded in the 1930s. They are sacred to some Native American tribes and to Ethnic Qarsherskiyan people and hold an important place in the Aliyite religion, with many Aliyite Muslims believing Carolina Parakeets copied Imam Ali's sermons, as parrots tend to copy voices, while Imam Ali was in North America - preceding to fly for many miles all over their range, speaking religious matters, causing Native Americans to hear and convert to Aliyite Islam - and so they're considered to be the sacred messengers of Imam Ali.
Carolina Parakeet lived in the Great Plains and along the front range of the Rocky Mountains near Denver and North to the Great Lakes and New England and Southern Canada and South from there to the Piney Woods area of East Texas and South and East from there to Virginia Beach and Florida.
Carolina Parakeets are believed to be extinct by many, the last notable sightings of these parrots were recorded in the 1930s. They are sacred to some Native American tribes and to Ethnic Qarsherskiyan people and hold an important place in the Aliyite religion, with many Aliyite Muslims believing Carolina Parakeets copied Imam Ali's sermons, as parrots tend to copy voices, while Imam Ali was in North America - preceding to fly for many miles all over their range, speaking religious matters, causing Native Americans to hear and convert to Aliyite Islam - and so they're considered to be the sacred messengers of Imam Ali.
Carolina Parakeets, along with Spanish Moss, Dwarf Palmetto Palms, Bald Cypress trees, Southern Live Oak, and other symbols of historic Newport News, Virginia are sacred symbols for many in the local Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community.
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