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Blake Parsons

A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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Parson

Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson,every parson is a millonair also if you see a parson make sure to give him 500$ to show how cute and funny he is
dude parson is so amazing
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021
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Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. ๐Ÿ™„ Welcome to loser town!!!!!! ๐Ÿ’ โ™€๏ธHater!!! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก
Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ
by mikelover701 February 21, 2024
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Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024
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Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.
Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!
by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015
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split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility
Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo
by ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป October 5, 2016
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