Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

Rosa Parking

Parking in a space that is in the back of a parking lot, either by choice or by necessity when all of the spaces up front are taken.

Tyrone doesn't want his M&M's Crown Vic to get dinged, so he's Rosa Parking it at the mall

by zkain74 July 14, 2019

put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

Parking intercourse

The act of going in and out of the parking lot countless times, most of the time women drivers.

That woman was in the parking lot since we came! She must have had parking intercourse!

by coochienigga September 7, 2010

Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Parminder Nagra

Beautiful and talented actress who starred in Bend it Like Beckham, and is now currently on ER. Parminder brings a fresh image to Hollywood, very different from the typical 20 year old Barbie doll image that the media has bombard us with. Her acting is incredible, especially for someone who has never had any formal training.

She has received acclaim for both BILB and ER, but unfortunately still is underrated in Hollywood. She unfortunately was relegated to the secondary role for her work in BILB, and did not get the publicity she deserved. But hopefully, we'll see more of her in years to come.

Parminder Nagra is a great actress and deserves more opportunities/better roles in Hollywood!!

by ps September 23, 2004

Palming

Masturbating by rubbing your palm on your penis, head, or vagina

Mary: I love palming
Jack: can i do some palming on yoyu

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021