One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 12, 2010
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often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.
by thei April 25, 2005
Get the paranoid pete mug.Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
by DjDrastik17 August 3, 2011
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Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022
Get the Paranoid Android mug.Fearing people of a different race that are behaving in a normal fashion. Believing that because they have a different skin color they are intent on committing a crime.
I can't believe you called the cops on your neighbor who was just walking his dog. You are suffering from paranoid racism.
by PennSnape June 9, 2022
Get the Paranoid Racism mug.The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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