panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

Panda

A fat chick with a cute face.

Bafaa Bojangles: Damn, even though I was mashed I can still remember the feel of fatty flesh from that Panda when I got her in the sack.
Corneleous Bigglesworth: TRu, she did have a cute face though

by Messy Ma February 11, 2009

panda

A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.

That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.

by My00t8 April 15, 2007

Panda

A cute bear that eats bamboo and still gets fat. They're black and white and is very fluffy. Pandas are clumsy most of the time.

1. That Panda is so fluffy

by Fan of Pandas April 5, 2016

Panda

A mixed black/white person.

"panda panda, i got broads in atlanta"

by SUPERCOOLBEANSDUDE May 13, 2016

panda

a great Godzilla like being that will take over the world.

omg look at the panda!

by steeeveee April 6, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006