packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

Pakiposting

Verb:
The process of sharing a selfie to social media, typically; a photo taken of someone from Pakistan or South Asia by birth or descent, in an hastily and repetitive manner with the intent of showing excessive interest or admiration of oneself.

I can't stop pakiposting Abdul! I look like a rock star! If I post it more i'll look even more handsome!

by Tummy Licker October 5, 2017

Pakitran

When a person from Pakistan becomes a Transvestite.

Oh look its a pakitran

by Wokthebok November 24, 2019

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

Paki loomer

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009