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Care Packaging

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
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David Pakman

A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.

David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.

He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.

David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.

Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.

Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*

Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
by Dieg-J January 4, 2022
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pakaru

The televisions pakaru
by Brogan Fraser August 10, 2005
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Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.
"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."
by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009
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Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
by PCWreader June 24, 2009
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pakalolo

hawaiian word for marijuana
Someone stay smoking the pakalolo
by KC February 21, 2004
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hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
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