paint the town brown

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.

After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 3, 2010

paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 27, 2009

paint it black

song by the rolling stones during the vietnam era, it rocks

ever heard paint it black, if you have, YOU RULE!

by M6D September 1, 2004

paint the town red

To engage in a wild spree.

Origin: The alussion is to the kind of riotous behavior that results in red blood being spilt.

K: I'm pissed. Wanna go paint the town red tonight?
J: Let's do it.

by Kaileyxx July 26, 2005

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004

paint can

1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl

that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face

by Dong Woo September 3, 2005

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010