pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

philfag

A internet conversation/argument that is hilariously one-sided. One person will start off with a bad insult (ex. YER MOM!!!!!1!), and the other will insult him/her cleverly. repeat ad nauseum.

Usually takes place over MSN or another chat tool, where it is saved and sent to peers and associates. Many laughs all around.

"Did the new philfag come out? Send it to me on MSN!"

by P. Dude December 6, 2004

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

PTILF

Pronounced puh-til-fh, PTILF is an abbreviation for Pokemon Trainer I'd Like to F*ck.

Handy in many situations where you may find random Pokemon Trainers.

Hey bro, that Misty trainer is a PTILF!

Bro: Damn, I'd battle that.

by brezzo May 8, 2011

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck

That Ps2 is a major PILF!!

by S-Bert August 23, 2006

PILF

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?

by Chuggernaut October 18, 2008