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Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.
-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...
by schoolisgay July 12, 2009
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punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.
D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.
by CadillacZach June 8, 2005
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Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012
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punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.
My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.
by Max O June 19, 2006
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Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.
"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair
by Rob5678 April 3, 2007
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Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?
A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018
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punching air

when someone’s current/ex bf or gf is with a another person or thriving
charli d’amelios tiktok comments
person 1 wow lil blacky is punching air rn
by Gremlins August 2, 2020
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