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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
by Miss Ted August 30, 2021
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pretend Fagget

A person who pretends to be a nationality they arent
juan: im black and dominican

jack:your not black you fucking pretend fagget
by neanderthai57 June 29, 2023
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Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018
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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.
The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.
by Altruist333 November 16, 2021
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text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.
John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
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