A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
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Get the Pretendive mug.Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.
Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.
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