98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.

The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

postpartum pounds

a condition in which a woman puts on weight after giving birth to a child due especially to overeating and lack of exercise.

After giving birth to her first child, Sara gained postpartum pounds.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

10 pounds of bounce that ass

When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.

Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?

by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018

12 pounds

Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.

She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.

Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018