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natalie portman

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A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.
Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
natalie portman by Solanas69 June 4, 2019
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Jacques Portsman 

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Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
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Aiden Portman Jelq Method 

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The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
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<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.> 

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<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>
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