porn

Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"

by Kermit the Frog April 24, 2003

Porn

A sexual video/picture made to get you sexual and horny

Let's watch porn together, since they're asleep.

by Leo is Sexy January 19, 2018

Porn

Erotic pictures, videos, literature, etc. It is the greatest thing on God's earth givin to man. Some people try to say they never watch it or only lonley guys without girlfriends watch it but they are all lying. Every normal man, straight or gay, watches it at least once in a while. No one is to busy fucking all the time to watch porn. There is those who watch an excessive amount though and they often are strange creeps prone to child molestatin.

I like to watch all types of porn.

by hasafienda January 8, 2005

Porn

Two words: Videotaped prostitution.

Can't get a hooker because it's illegal? That's ok. If you videotape it, it's legal! That's porn for ya.

by Some random computer user April 21, 2013

porn

the reason the internet was invented

person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther

person 2:About 238,000,000

person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come

by mannny540 June 21, 2008

porn

Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.

It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.

by sicko June 23, 2003

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002