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Poonis

The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM
Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............
by MissJazzy101 April 3, 2009
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baby poonie

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.
by D.R.W. November 13, 2007
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Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast
josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch
by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008
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Yoony Pa Poony

Someone that does the sport crew, just to have gay sex.
I heard that guy is a Yoony Pa Poony
by Doggernot June 2, 2021
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An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
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Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos
You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind
by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021
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