by _Mork October 15, 2022
A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 April 13, 2018
the definition of poob is a complement.
you poob
by emoest of rthe rATSFREHRYKJMKF November 21, 2018
by MythicalMemes September 25, 2021
A Poob is a very attractive, tall, brunette man that has big biceps and abs and back muscles galore.
Girl: hey I saw you from across the bar, and I think you’re pretty Poob
Guy: thanks girl, lemme take you out some time
Guy: thanks girl, lemme take you out some time
by Poob master January 18, 2025
by somepolyphony April 23, 2022