Poob

When you have to poop but only water comes out. Brown, stinky water.

Dude! After I had Taco Bell yesterday, I poobed for like an hour!

by buffaloneyy September 30, 2019

Poob

A fictional streaming service, invented by Tumblr.

"Hey, did you hear Goncharov is on Poob?"

by gummy-snake April 11, 2025

Poob

Put Out Our Best; This is known best in the rave community

Will: “Yo Brogie, We gotta poob at practice today”
Brogie: “Hell yeah, Will. Poob all day, every day.”
Will: “SPREAD THE WORD OF POOB BROTHA.”

by youngbandanna May 09, 2024

Poob

Most hateful word in the english dictionary, often referring to someone who is a massive twat or cunt.

Person 1 "You're a fucking poob!"
Person 2 "I'm not a poob :("

by DODGYJAM May 29, 2025

Poob

A poob is a person who is unaware of life.

They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.

It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.

Look at that guy, he gets no bitches and wears GAP, what a fucking poob.

by badman dunno March 21, 2022

Poob

Someone who is really great ,kind and amazing

Wow jim your an absolute poob man

by Determine April 20, 2021

Poob

Someone who is lame, trash, or just a dick to society

"Wow, you're such a poob at this game."

by _Mork October 15, 2022