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brown lumpy crap that leaves animals anus to rid of unneed stuff in the body.
My little bother pooed on in his diaper again.
poo by B.Sweet December 17, 2002
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poop poo pookie poon Poot poof poob Pook poopy pooch
a poo is a very large, fat, hairy, lumpy, shit which may not want to come out of its cave.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM granny you make the greatist poo pie!"
"can I poo in your face?"
"oh mum, your poo is amazing, is your ass still there?"
"David, are your poos green?"
"john you bring the poo i'll bring the hammer"(hint,hint)
"Can we exchange poos?"
"I want to explore your poo"
poo by John Ham July 31, 2006
Another frikkin word for feces, shit, filth, etc. Poop smells very bad, like you. Bitch.
My poo is big; so big in fact, that I ate it. It was very tasty. Tasty, tasty poop . . .
poo by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008
Stuff thats brown or yellow that comes out your ass
Poo by Dickweeb February 8, 2017
Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit
Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!
Poo by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017
Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.
"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.
Poo by wagonkoh July 22, 2017