Polar bear in a snowstorm

Something that is hard to find

Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm

by Hippo12 August 14, 2011

polar bear pussy

A mint white chocolate liquor shot.

1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur

0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.

Yo that polar bear pussy is minty!

by 28 day cycle November 28, 2013

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

bi-polar bear

1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.

2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear

"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"

"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."

by alisia September 20, 2006

polar bear butt

a rear end that is large and rounded, almost heart shaped, like a polar bear's. Usually found on overweight or chubby men.

Did you see that guy's ass? It's freakin' huge! He totally has polar bear butt.

by Anonymous7895037893274 October 03, 2008

polar bear kiss

When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.

Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.

"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."

by Zhmais June 27, 2016

Polar Bear Plunge

When you pour out a popsicle (otter pop works the best) into a condom and freeze it. After it is well frozen, remove the condom and fuck a someone with it. After it is all melted, you lick it all out.

Dude, i totally did the polar bear plunge on your mom last night.

by fatsalvador November 03, 2009