poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

Poke

A hybrid composed of a pun and a joke. Usually very corny and very cliche.

Joe: "Hey, Luke! Check out my new guitar pic!"

Luke: "Why you gotta be so PICKY, Joe??? HAHAHAHA"

Joe: "...Nice poke, Luke."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

poke

Short for the cow-pokes (cowboys) of the Oklahoma State University.

Also, the bitch of the Texas Longhorns

damn, that poke got pwnd by Derrick Johnson.

by CorporationX May 25, 2004

poke

To stab someone

This nigga keeps fuckin wit me, ima pull my shank out and poke him

by Da Candy Man November 1, 2003

poke

-verb: hurting someone's feelings (usually unintentionally).

I don't want to poke them but they are getting on my nerves.

He was poking me by giving me dirty looks.

What you said about my friend really pokes.

My professor poked me by not giving me an A on that final.

She poked my heart with her negative words.

by paopao89 May 4, 2009

Poke

verb: shorthand slang for having sex in the back seat of an Audi, getting pregnant, and then having a partial birth abortion

Brenda got poked today.

by Lopa February 6, 2004

Poke

Poke is a way to virtually molest people on facebook.

Boy: i just poked you
Girl: Eww you sicko.

by the poke master March 9, 2011