planking 

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

planking by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011

Planking 

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

Planking by Madvx July 9, 2011

Planking 

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

Planking by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

Planking 

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

Planking by monopolyex June 7, 2011

planking 

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

planking by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Planking 

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

Planking by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

Planking 

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

Planking by Darvo June 8, 2011