Bitchfork

The act of simultanously fisting two women

I saw this movie once where a guy full on bitchforked these two chicks

by nightthrall November 4, 2010

bitchfork

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.

1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*

by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

robert pitchford

A crazy and out going man. He is always going to make you smile! You know when he is coming.

Man you are such a Robert pitchford, laughing like that!

by Hi for January 12, 2014

Pitchforking

The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.

My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.

by DirtyMind303 January 7, 2015

pitchfraud

An insult for someone who is a fradulent bitch.

Margie is such a pitchfraud.

by Peachcakeisawesome August 17, 2006

pitchfoohit

A game people play with a baseball bat and a tennis ball. Similar to 3 fly's up. Played in the street.

Hey let's play some pitchfoohit.

by Philip July 24, 2003

Patchwork

Your favorite Dj/Producer. Does experimental electronic compositions with a pop edge.

Man Dj Patchwork doesn't ever play out and never promotes his album. How come people know who he is?

by Patchwork March 17, 2004