A phrase popularized by the Corner Pocket webcomic community. An Emo Pirate is usually a teenager with the oh-so-unique "myspace" haircut - black and blue/red, slathered over one eye like an eyepatch. According to the experts, true Emo Pirates use Kraken ink to get the eyepatch just right.
One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.
If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.
If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
Emo Pirate: "Hey, has anyone seen my Hawthorne Heights album? I need to cut myself with it."
Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
by Dylan Evans August 2, 2006
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To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009
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A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu May 10, 2014
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The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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ring ring yo what up dude
hey you got any budd?
no
well... you got any cigs?
no
beep (hangs up)
wow what fucking weed pirate.
hey you got any budd?
no
well... you got any cigs?
no
beep (hangs up)
wow what fucking weed pirate.
by burmisely June 5, 2010
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by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
Get the ass pirate mug.the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
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