An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
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Get the n-phobic mug.Michael: "Dude, what is a Woman-phobic even?"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"
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“Hey I don’t want to sound change-phobic, but being bisexual is repulsive! Why can’t they just choose who they find attractive and stick with it! Like you’re either straight or gay, pick a lane! ”
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Get the change-phobic mug.A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
by TedHate43 September 7, 2025
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