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skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
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Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.
Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
by zihb November 6, 2023
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Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
by BumScout November 3, 2013
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chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.
Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008
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Burnt Pastry

The act of cupping your hand,sticking it down your pants covering your ass hole and farting into it then closing your hand and enjoying your sent
yo man you wanna sniff my Burnt Pastry?
by paulybee April 25, 2011
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clunge pastry

The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.

It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.

Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!

Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009
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pussy pastry

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.
Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.
by silt daddy May 27, 2006
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