putting your puppies in the bath

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).

Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'

by littel jon April 12, 2007

puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010

blouse puppies

The hidden treasure of a woman's blouse. See synonyms at breasts, boobs.

She has some very nice blouse puppies!

by Reh May 3, 2004

fudge puppies

word to say when you wanna say f*** but there is a respectable adult in the room like ssshhhhugar, or flimble

holy ffu- fudge puppies

by team radish June 26, 2005

Sweater Puppies

Titties

Look at the sweater puppies in that kennel.

by 4thirty November 2, 2008

Slash Puppies

Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.

The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.

Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.

Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.

by Obsessive.Compulsive.Disorder. October 17, 2005

puppies

(pronounced PUP-PEES), 1. reference to soft, large female breasts, 2.Sex tools that can be played with when choppy lets them out of their material cage.

Did you see those puppies, each one was a double hander.
He was able to slip it in right between her puppies to his delight.

by Tony March 5, 2004