Easy Pickings

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.

Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.

by USLOPA March 15, 2023

packing hardware

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.

Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Parking Lot Pickle

A wishbone but for friends

"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin

by GMM.lover March 3, 2023

Packing a Trout

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

by omshure July 25, 2019

Doris Day parking

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.

When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)

by John Mar. November 11, 2007

slim pickings

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.

I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

by Osama Bin Login April 3, 2011