Rocky Outcrapping

Large immovable chunk of shit ejected in an explosive millisecond that adheres to the back of the toilet bowl. Flushing may result in chipping of small particles, but for the most part these concrete turds must be scraped off.

Tim began to panic as he peered into Lucy's toilet and discovered a rocky outcrapping.

by Itsaslimey July 11, 2016

Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009

We’re out of a scheduled power outage

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020

Outback Switcharoo

While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.

Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"

by Bushtucker Brothers August 10, 2010

subaru outback

An all-wheel drive vehicle made for the wanderlust spirit. The extra space in the hatch-back makes it perfect for lesbians who are tired of life in their current standing and just want to live in their car and find other lesbians on all kinds of adventures.

James: I really like the new girl, Ashley. She is fine as hell!
Frank: Tough shit, man. She drives a Subaru Outback, she's totally gay.

by thefeministRealistman December 3, 2016

Selective Outrage

1) Outrage against a moment/incident that is aligned to your ideology
2) Not being neutral
3) Using your own filter in mind to accept few news and rejecting another

John - "Hey you know that, a priest was lynched by people infront of police; I guess he was doing robbery anyways. Why so hue and cry?!"
Again John - "Shout! Shout! Police officers killed two people in custody without any proof."
Sam - "You are full of selective outrage."

by stpune June 26, 2020

power outage baby

Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.

Thomas is a power outage baby.

by Julsey Malone April 16, 2008