Orphan lead

Any orphan leading to another

That young boy is orphan lead.

by bfeidz May 20, 2009

Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 04, 2005

Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.

Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.

by Truculent sloth July 09, 2014

Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal

by virescent May 07, 2020

cyber orphan

The phrase used for the children who can't get their parents/caregivers off the computer/internet.

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.

by DaMomish December 31, 2010

Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

by Scorpulus June 15, 2010

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 05, 2016