orientalism

Exoticization or fetishization of East Asian culture. The disease that asiaphiles suffer from.

The honky suffers from Orientalism.

by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

detail-oriented

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.

Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.

by Asteroider May 20, 2010

data orienteering

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.

Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.

"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

gender-orientation conundrum

A confusion of one's sexual orientation based on a crush, interest, lust, etc over someone who is transgender, gender fluid, androgynous, or other.

Alex realizes that he has developed strong feelings of love towards Sam. Alex is unsure of Sam's biological sex. Alex was straight , but now he doesn't know what he is. He is now in a gender-orientation conundrum.

by ジョシちゃん August 25, 2016

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013