Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.

You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...

by squid4hire August 28, 2011

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014

Capitalize on your opportunity

When you have a opportunity to get some capitilize

Boy 1: Man this Sandra's best friend told me that she wants to date me

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

Boy 1: But I like Sandra

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

by monkeyboi69 January 23, 2025

Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.

Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.

by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 23, 2019

Opportunity Wall

A wall of NFT listings keeping numba from going up. Not always gud for floor brice, but lets degen enthusiasts fill their bags at a known brice for a period of time before the wall crumbles and the moon mission ensues.

Damn, big opportunity wall for ABC and SMB rn, but the community and I still have strong conviction about the project long-term. Hope my frens help us take down this wall so we can keep pammmpin our bags.

by JPEG Enjoyoooor November 30, 2023

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022