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On Godly

On the godly being!
These nuggets are so good!
On godly!
by Battery Voltas November 5, 2024
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Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.
George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.
by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010
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When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.
We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.
by Alibexx May 18, 2022
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).
"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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ongodliez

ongodliez/ongohhlie refers to the extra no cap in ongod
homie tweakin ongohhlie/ongodliez
by sult February 21, 2023
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ongodestly

When you want to say honestly and on god and end up combining them:

“Ongodestley that’s mad”
“Ongodestly Rebecca’s so annoying
“Ongodestlllyyyy broooo”
by Uhyuhhholupyuhh March 17, 2023
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