god

An all powerfull being who lives in a flying cloud castle and is always watching you.

God is watching when you poop. Even when you touch yourself at night. . . . .

Sarah: *rubs her clit a little when she thinks no one is around*

God: I. See. YOU!

by Jimmy CrackKorn November 30, 2005

god

I am a child of God don’t you dare curse in my christian minecraft server. Will spam the Ten Commandments.

-Only God
-No idols
-Remember the Sabbath
-Honor your parents
-No killing
-No adultery
-No stealing
-Do not convet neighbor’s wife
-Do not convet neighbor’s belongings

Refuse to follow the ten commandments, then get out of my christian minecraft server.

Remember that Jesus is always the answer!! Be sure to mark that on all of your test problems!!! Only God!!!

by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019

god

something that people fight over for stupid reasons

both atheists and theists

atheist:god does no exist so stfu you stupid christain
theist:so a big nothingness created the world then?!
atheist:okay prove he exists
theist:prove he doesn't

smart person: there is no proof that there is a god...just like there is no proof there is no god...so why argue about something we cant prove?

by stfuimrobert February 10, 2011

god

When you pray REAL hard, this is the person that ignores you.

Timmy: Please, God, Don't let me die of Cancer, I love my daddy and I love living.

2 Days Later

RIP Timmy

by BobDee January 27, 2008

god

An imaginary entity that weak-minded people use to fall back on.

Only god can show me what to do now because I'm too stupid to know what to do now!

by AnJew March 02, 2004

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

God

The creater of this world. All you need to know about him is in the Bible. He is the almighty and wonderful Lord. He gave his son's life to die on the cross for our sins. He loves you more then anyone else.

God loves you!

by Papa K November 30, 2015