Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013

Bladder Olympics

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.

IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>

by Streigh June 24, 2009

XXII Olympic Winter Games

Sochi is the host of the 2014 Winter Olympics. Known for their controversiality surrounding homophobia, stray dogs, historical conspiracies, possibility of terrorism and suspiciously poor conditions for American journalists. Some athletes complain about icey snow, difficult tracks, warm weather etc, while many people are trying to "boycott" the Games, which would mean not watching them.

IMO part:
Russian people shouldn't be blaimed for the poor conditions and closed-mindedness in Sochi, but their politics and media. Focusing our anger on Russia as a whole and complaining what a shithole it is, proves how xenophobic we are and creates unwanted political tension. A sports event should be about athletes and their achievements, not about the place where it takes place.

If the backlash about the XXII Olympic Winter Games is so strong, I can only imagine what it was like in the USA during the 1936 Summer Olympics in Hitler Germany.

George Takei made a petition to move the XXII Olympic Winter Games to another city 6 months before them, although preparations for an Olympic event take years.

by ReasonAmongNonsense February 15, 2014

The Olympians

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.

Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid

by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

Misery Olympics

Comparing your struggles to others who are complaining about their own issues. Popularly used to undermine the importance of someone’s struggle, or to make something miserable look like it is over exaggerated or weak for complaining.

"everyone wants to compete in the misery olympics"

If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.

by socialjake June 28, 2021

influencer olympics

A large event usually in a open area, were influencers try to out do each other by wearing over the top outfits that do not remotely go with the theme of the occasion.

Why is she wearing a wedding dress to a baseball game?
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics

by nst_nicole December 23, 2021

Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010