When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
Get the Old Fashioned Cannolimug. When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
Get the Old Fashioned Kathymug. When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025
Get the Rye Old Fashionedmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
Get the Old Fashion Terry Shawmug. It means sex.
It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).
If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.
New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).
If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.
New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack
Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?
Lora: Yeah?
Rose: lol.
Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?
Lora: Yeah?
Rose: lol.
by Superjuliam August 22, 2022
Get the Old Fashioned Car Ridemug. Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.
This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!
by FUwells January 11, 2022
Get the Old fashioned Jimmymug. When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
by Bael Sach November 1, 2023
Get the An Old Fashionmug.